Musician, Artist, Philosopher and Full-Time Mommy.


  • <b> <b></b> <b></b> Me:</b> hi I, aww you want cuddles?<p><b>Sage Kitty:</b> meow<p><b>Me:</b> ok sage, lets cuddle and have tea.<p><b>Sage kitty:</b> meow meow mewmew (while walking by and rubbing the tv)
  • So I turn on the tv and she immediately lays on the coffee table looking like the cat from The Fifth Element staring at the commercials.

Note to self…

When a girl changes her plans to spend the weekend with you, you shouldn’t spend it all on video games.

She loves video games but she loves you more and you not even respond ing hardly to her talking for the last three hours makes her kind of question why she changed her plans.

Today&#8217;s cell phone drawing

Today’s cell phone drawing



Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.


(via takemybreathawayxxx)

Things people with Social Anxiety do


•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too…

That’s all me for sure. Hit that nail on the head lol

  • Aquarius: I literally try on different mindsets. Like hats.